“The DB5 team has taken a personalized approach to our family needs. Not only do they tackle projects we’ve discussed, they also anticipate our future needs in order for us to get what we need. They have been a wonderful addition for our busy family and work life.”
𝗝𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗘 Decker
Graphic Designer with a Side of Sarcasm
🌁 Bay Area Creative Weirdo 🎨
📵 Social media dropout (b/c who needs validation from strangers?)
🔥 Deeply disciplined halfasser (4eva finding shortcuts to efficiency)
Now, let’s get real. I’ve been wielding pixels and fonts for two decades—yeah, that’s right, I’ve survived the Y2K panic and the rise of cat memes. My specialty? Logos that scream “I’m here to stay”, branding that makes competitors weep, and websites so sleek they practically slide off the screen.
But wait, there’s more! I also dabble in the dark arts of illustration and printmaking. You know, the kind of stuff that makes people tilt their heads and say, “Is that art or an existential crisis?” Sometimes I sell my creations on Etsy and other POD platforms. Other times, I just stare at them and wonder if I’ve accidentally summoned a design demon.
So, if you’re a small to mid-sized business looking for a graphic wizard who can turn your brand into a visual masterpiece, hit me up. And remember, behind every cynical quip lies a designer who secretly cares—a LOT. 🖤
